breaking my tumblr dry spell just once for birthday girl
thanks for being my best friend and just generally the best
i detest the masculine point of view. i am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. i think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.
the pargiters: the novel-essay portion of THE YEARS
fagcity, via isleoftarth)
A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party
Title: Holocene (+rain)
Artist: Bon Iver
Title: Please Don't Say You Love Me
Artist: Gabrielle Aplin
Album: English Rain (Deluxe Edition)
Please Don’t Say You Love Me | Gabrielle Aplin
Doesn’t mean my heart stops skipping when you look at me like that
There’s no need to worry when you see just where we’re at
Just please don’t say you love me
topplaylist, via aelfsciene)
Selina Meyer » 3x04 “Clovis”
“No ma’am, that’s Ron Jeremy” "I know he was a great actor, he was Scar in the Lion King!" "That was Jeremy Irons, Ron Jeremy is a porn legend."
adumbscotts, via sloansabbiths)
u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time
donna moss anon will return when birnam forest comes to dunsinane
OHMYGOD WHO ARE YOU
TELL ME SO I CAN WORSHIP YOU
knock knock who's there sam and his prostitute friend
WHO ARE YOU
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON
COME HERE LET ME BEFRIEND YOU
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
tinkerxbellx, via aelfsciene)
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.