breaking my tumblr dry spell just once for birthday girl yasmeen 

(you-are-the-only-exception.mp3)

thanks for being my best friend and just generally the best


# pondorasbox   
i detest the masculine point of view. i am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. i think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.
virginia woolf, the pargiters: the novel-essay portion of THE YEARS  (via cesaire)

(Source: fagcity, via isleoftarth)



# yasmeen yasmeen look   

hipsterloli:

A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party 

(via annabatesinvestigates)


# BLESS   
Title: Holocene (+rain)
Artist: Bon Iver
Plays: 282865

pitched-music:

Holocene + Rain (requested)

(via pitched-music)


# i'm crying let me be   

tastefullyoffensive:

'Mean Girls' in Charts and Graphs [huffingtonpost]

(Source: unusualsoul86, via shieldmaidens)


# again   

# never forget   
Title: Please Don't Say You Love Me
Artist: Gabrielle Aplin
Album: English Rain (Deluxe Edition)
Plays: 12351

Please Don’t Say You Love Me | Gabrielle Aplin

Doesn’t mean my heart stops skipping when you look at me like that

There’s no need to worry when you see just where we’re at

Just please don’t say you love me

(Source: topplaylist, via aelfsciene)


# lol mrs ramsay yasmen   

jerksicaday:

Selina Meyer » 3x04 “Clovis”

“No ma’am, that’s Ron Jeremy” "I know he was a great actor, he was Scar in the Lion King!" "That was Jeremy Irons, Ron Jeremy is a porn legend." 

(Source: adumbscotts, via sloansabbiths)


# IF HITLER COULD FLY    # veep   

eatsleepsluttyrepeat:

u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time

(via mippapiddleton)


# so important lol   
Anonymous:
donna moss anon will return when birnam forest comes to dunsinane

OHMYGOD WHO ARE YOU 

TELL ME SO I CAN WORSHIP YOU


# Anonymous   
Anonymous:
knock knock who's there sam and his prostitute friend

WHO ARE YOU 

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON

COME HERE LET ME BEFRIEND YOU


# Anonymous   

hi colin


# WE'RE EVEN NOW    # xoxo    # submission   

humansofnewyork:

These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

(via jehovahsthicknesss)


# i want a human   

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

(Source: tinkerxbellx, via aelfsciene)


# ~maniacal laughter   

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via hillaryrclinton)


# yasmeen   
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